Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Gary Johnston : That's why they call it acting. Like its comparators, Team America trades in shorthand. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? The first thing that any audience is going to have to deal with in watching the film is that this really is an all-marionette movie. Chris : You might have all the others fooled, but not me.
The next time you pull a stunt like that I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions, you got it? He is also shown the super-computer that provides Team America with all its intelligence, aptly named, um, I. Instead of actors or computer-generated characters, the film features supermarionettes similar to the popular s British television show Thunderbirds. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. Kim Jong Il : Hans Brix?
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G ary : Your skills are fading with age, Miss Sarandon. Now, pull it together! But in its delineation of a particular historical juncture and the ways in which mainstream films add to its clusterfuck discourse, Team America frequently and deliciously hits the spot. Gary Johnston : You know I can't promise that. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. HandsomeJackTheVillain 8d. Team America , an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power-hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists.
Most modern Hollywood action films are little more than puppet shows, anyway. Spottswoode: Have you seen a man eat his own head? Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. Anyone who has ever written a big-budget blockbuster type action film will most likely sit in the theater and cry as this film painfully roasts each and every lousy convention of the genre. By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements: I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work s in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.